Candlelight supper op niveau

Ja het werd een intiem dineetje among friends op het Witte Huis dat voor de buitenwacht als 'werkbezoek' moest doorgaan. Terwijl elders de oorlogshandelingen doorgingen, was het simpelweg business as usual.

Maxima tegen Trump:
Mr. President, you are just as adept at putting your female guests at ease as you are at tackling global issues.

Tr: Yes indeed it's easy, I just grab them by the pussy.

Trump vervolgens tegen Willem-A: How do you like being a king without real power and to be forced to keep your mouth shut?

WA: It's a lot of fun and of course an honour too. I can say what I like, except in public. But really, politics is not my cup of tea anyway.
I'd rather drink a few beers with the boys.

Tr: Too bad for you. I can drink beers and be in charge allover at the same time.

Tr: And how about you, mr. Jetten? Any fun governing the Dutch?

J: Yes Sir. It's quite a challenge and we are making progress because our motto is 'sure we can!'

Tr: We've heard this before. One of my predessors claimed it all the time while he failed all the way.
But as you know, I don't like freewheelin' democrats nor people who think their queer morals are superior. Unfortunately the Dutch are famous for this.
You are a funny lot. While mr. Rutte thinks he is in charge I simply summon him to carry out my orders, which he fails to do.  It doesn't help us very much, which is a shame.

If you will excuse me now, I have urgent matters to attend to. Help yourself at will with the brandy and port. I hope you sleep well.

(Exit Trump)