The real American Dream (Trump's Levenslied)
Hey there people, I'm Donny Trump
No I'm not the one called Forrest Gump
(They say I'm the cutest lump)
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls
they can kiss my heinie
Here I am, a notorious fool
I'm dressin' sharp
and I'm actin' cool
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
(as long as I don't have to put up with wacky cowards)
Am I a winner or loser
I don't know which
Oh God I am the American Dream (I'm so fantastic)
I do not think I'm too extreme (thanks to momma I'm a sexual spastic)
Although I smell like gasoline I'm a miserable son-of-a-bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
Watch me now, I'm goin' down …
